green-san? hai!

those of you that know me at all will be, i think, quite unsurprised to learn that i've fallen for my [married] japanese language teacher. i knew it was all over when she introduced us to "green-san," her frog hand puppet. so i study the hardest for her class. my thinking is that i'll win her heart by becoming her best [and favorite] student. i did manage [along with the rest of the class] to score her number. after striking out [hard] at heartland the other night, i threatened to "get drunk" and call her. fortunately [for her and me], my friends put a stop to all that. but i was never serious -- i'm too smitten to dare do anything that might offend her.